2025 NFL - Thanksgiving Day

Wed, Nov 26, 2025
by BondMoney.cappertek.com

Happy Thanksgiving, fellow apostadores. Tripleheader on the slate to kick off the holiday weekend, followed by a Black Friday matchup with massive playoff implications. Then rivalry week on college football Saturday. Then more NFL on Sunday. Then Monday Night Football. That’s five consecutive days of football. And for those of you who enjoy placing a wager here and there, five consecutive days of sweating tickets. Because, let’s be real, nothing says Thanksgiving like family, turkey, travel and checking your Draft Kings account every two minutes... Unfortunately, I won’t be home for Thanksgiving this year. But barring some catastrophic eleventh-hour law change, Christmas is damn near a lock. Regardless, my days of watching football games in these prison dayrooms are about to come to an end. And I’m as nervous as a Venezuelan fisherman. The world has changed so much since I’ve been away. But that’s another conversation. One thing I am NOT nervous about is Claude outpicking me this week. I smoked his artificial ass last weekend (3-0!) and I’m expecting to leave him further in the rearview this week. Starting with these 4 games... Happy Thanksgiving, my friends. In the words of the great David Foster Wallace, “I’m wishing you way more than luck.”

GB +2.5 @ Det*
Dal +3.5 vs. KC
Bal -7.5 vs. Cin*
Phi -7.5 vs. Chi (Friday)*

*Claude disagrees with Bond$ on 3 games this week: GB, Bal, and Phi.

Lines based on CapperTek as of Wednesday, November 26, 2025.
Don’t be a sucker. There is no such thing as a lock.