2025 NFL - Week 14 Cell Door Locks

Thu, Dec 4, 2025
by BondMoney.cappertek.com

Greetings from the snowy Midwest. Football weather. Especially for the AFC and NFC North divisions. One of the more interesting aspects of doing time in this part of the country—as opposed to the Florida system where I basically grew up—are the different fanbases and how they are just as raucous and rabid and belligerent as we are in the South. A Bears/Packers game wouldn’t even be televised in a Florida prison dayroom. Here, I’m watching it while surrounded by dudes from Chicago and Milwaukee who would probably try to throw me off the tier if switched it to the Dolphins game. Same for college. When you grow up in the South, SEC snobbery and entitlement is just a fact of life. Like Hurricane season or lovebugs. I had no idea that there were actually people in America who would rather watch the Wisconsin Badgers play the Minnesota Golden Gophers than Bama vs. the Dawgs. (This is still perplexing, to be honest.) Anyway, on my last weekend of football up here, I decided to throw in some college picks with the regular NFL selections. Might as well end my time in the Midwest with a 360-degree tomahawk jam. Cell Door Locks go like this...

Dal +3.5 @ Det (Thurs)
Mia -3 @ NYJ*
Den -7.5 @ LVR
GB -7 vs. Chi*
Hou +3 @ KC
*Claude disagrees with Bond$ on 2 NFL locks this weekend: Mia, and GB.

College Conference Championship Predictions:

Ohio State -5.5 vs. Indiana*
VA -4.5 vs. Duke*
Tulane +2.5 vs. North Texas*
Texas Tech -12.5 vs. BYU*
Alabama +2.5 vs. Georgia*
*Claude disagrees with Bond$ on all 5 college locks: 

Last 7 Days’ Locks: 3-3
YTD: 50-48
Last 7 Days vs. AI: 3-3
YTD vs. AI: 25-23
Lines based on CapperTek as of Thursday, December 4, 2025.
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