NFL DENVER AT KC. HAMAS AND THE IDF SIT DOWN AND TALK THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL.
Wed, Oct 11, 2023
Hamas: So, let me get this straight, the Broncos have a defense that leaks more than a perforated water line, and the Chiefs are basically the Iron Shield of stopping teams from scoring points? This is art imitating life.
Israeli Government: Absolutely! It's like watching a classic tale of the unstoppable force meeting the movable object. I bet even our peace talks would be less intense and more predictable than this game.
Hamas: And can we talk about the Broncos' offense? They're barely scraping by with that +1 net sum. It's like they're tiptoeing around the end zone, hoping no one notices. Do they think the PLO buried landmines there or something?
Israeli Government: Meanwhile, the Chiefs are scoring points like it's a Patriot missile finding it's target. Their offense is more high-scoring than a game of capture the terrorist.
Hamas: Las Vegas seems to think Russell Wilson won't make a dent, but didn't they see what Kirk Cousins did? It's like they're underestimating the power of a determined quarterback. Classic mistake! And let me tell you, I know classic mistakes. It's in our system.
Israeli Government: Absolutely, it's like thinking you can predict the Middle East conflict based on US propaganda. Unpredictable, to say the least.
Hamas: So, what's the play here? Denver at +10.5 and the under? It's like placing bets on who can eat the least during a war - oddly specific and surprisingly strategic.
Israeli Government: I say we root for a surprise upset. Denver wins, the world collectively gasps, and we all learn that in football and diplomacy, anything can happen. Plus, we get to enjoy the game without any political tension for once! But, yes my brother, take DEN +10.5 and the under.
Hamas: Agreed! Here's to a night of laughter, touchdowns, and maybe, just maybe, a peace miracle. Let the games begin!